Wednesday, March 26, 2014

DEMISE OF TONY ABBOTT No.65

SPEAKING OF BRONNIE
SirThomasWynne:
*TONY ABBOTT*
BISHOP TO TONY'S POCKET
AND
KNIGHTS TO QUEEN'S FOUR
#worstPMever
patteeemac: @SirThomasWynne oh gawd... ::dies::

taylmer: @SirThomasWynne terrible! Lol

GrattonWilson: @SirThomasWynne The Madam of the House has spoken.

JjzJon: @SirThomasWynne  The worst govt & worst speaker in Oz history. Beam us outa here, Scotty.

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne QT will now be known as Crime Scene:)

mattanyippi: @SirThomasWynne  - what a farce - she's brought our Parliament to be unworkable.

Palma5: @mattanyippi @SirThomasWynne And Abbott has the unbelievable hide to say criticism of her performance is because she is a woman!

Caitlen2310: @SirThomasWynne If you watch Q time, the winks and grins from the fed govt side to Bishslip all day, UGH!
mynamedebz: @Caitlen2310 @SirThomasWynne I missed it, do tell who was tossed out today..everyone???

DissolvedAus: @mynamedebz @Caitlen2310 @SirThomasWynne she would toss everyone if she could get away with it. But she was tossing them out without warning

rochuck: @SirThomasWynne tis good, but should be "ma-DAME SPEAKER " surely?

BunyipBoeuf: @rochuck Not today. I've gone back to being a proud Aussie Republican albeit somewhat mythical. @SirThomasWynne

Graeme_Bowman: @SirThomasWynne What can anyone say to that without swearing their head off ???

DissolvedAus: @SirThomasWynne yeah I was watching as she threw everyone out under 94c I can't believe how bad she is this must be illegal.

Caitlen2310: @DissolvedAus @SirThomasWynne I think she "SKIDS" between the lines on the orders,"just" mind you! She will "SLIP" up eventually somewhere!

Gary150iq: @SirThomasWynne Observing The Speaker (that woman with the sparkling personality) you would have to think that it's all TRUE!!!.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  #abbott government "We need security with England not from England"

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  The only person in Australia, in the 21st century, who would "lay there and think of England" is Margie

maddiet5: @SirThomasWynne #qt has become even more of a joke lately. Adult govt?

jackinbocks2025: @SirThomasWynne Tony: But Bronnie Darling, where will I get some new ideas for policies? The people will be asking, you know.

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne  #abbott had denied that his daughters are changing there names to Elizabeth, Beatrice and Eugenie.
nevso: With a 40+ majority BBishop will survive the next 3 years unless she makes a big mistake - unlikely @SirThomasWynne

VERILY
SirThomasWynne:
...UNDER "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
what others are saying about TONY ABBOTT
#worstPMever
randlight: @SirThomasWynne So true
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne it's not just others.
Pinockio36: @SirThomasWynne @josh1782 is that in Greek or Hebrew ?

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne I had carpentry to fall back on if my public ministry failed, #abbott will just sponge off taxpayers
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne @vincentwight Who's the long haired lout holding Little Tony in his arms and saying unkind words to him?
taylmer: @SirThomasWynne did you hear what Pell said today? victims are worse off because of him
SirThomasWynne: @taylmer not surprised and he'll be #damned
taylmer: @SirThomasWynne agreed
DameDarthspoog: @taylmer @SirThomasWynne an absolute scum bag.............no wonder Abbott likes him....
taylmer: @DameDarthspoog @SirThomasWynne i'm disgusted #pellisscum
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne @vincentwight That's him for sure. The original hippy. Always wore sandals and was always hanging around The Cross.
atrueblueaussie: @SirThomasWynne  going too far Tony did you have to shear the poor bugger that close? look out JC owner don't like Tax Collectors

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne "I turned water into wine, all #abbott can do is turn wine into something else. Nothing special about it or him"

lindsaycoombs: @SirThomasWynne His dad's getting a piece of the action, also

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne CRUCIFY HIM!!!!!!!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!!!!!!!!!! BUT STONE HIM FIRST!!!!!!! :-)  ABBOTT MAKES JUDAS LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY!!!!

prlloyd63: @SirThomasWynne Unlike me, at least #abbott won't be coming back

goforgold80s: @SirThomasWynne but can he turn water into scotch? Would be handy. @vincentwight

SIR TONE LE STUPID
SirThomasWynne:
*TONY ABBOTT*
SEND FOR THE CARRIER PIGEON
#worstPMever
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mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne poor pigeon being the bearer of such news.

cheryl_suzette: @SirThomasWynne Tehe, Carrier pigeons. The original TWITTER :)

AussiemacJ: @SirThomasWynne Hopefully it will shit on his desk !

SirThomasWynne: @AussiemacJ I know there's probably a line-up of offers from other parties if the pigeon is detained

kingjohnkeyIII: @SirThomasWynne Oooh. I hope Tony gives a knighthood to all the New Zealanders living on the Gold Coast. "Arise Sir Bro".

ShaughanA: @SirThomasWynne DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!!!!!! VIVE LE REVOLUTIONE, VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Robtrinity: @SirThomasWynne Sir Mumbles of Abbott has nice ring to it, ne c'est pas?!
mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne it feels like a long running joke. I wonder what the punchline is going to be?
richihorror: @SirThomasWynne obviously know we are the path of the righteousness if Murdoch papers dont give us the light of day.
booboo397: @SirThomasWynne Your blog is a national treasure! Hilarious but also a brilliant pastiche of the serious issues we face. #auspol
ChiyaManga: @SirThomasWynne your blogs are always great.
randlight: @SirThomasWynne You mean Sir Thomas Wynne has been devalued????
SirThomasWynne: @randlight there is nothing like a dame x
randlight: @SirThomasWynne so I am told but not for me :grin: either way!!!!!
SirThomasWynne: @randlight knighthoods are so John Howardish while that distraction is on what has Tones snuck through parliament? #distraction
randlight: @SirThomasWynne Has managed to distract from bad polls and Uncle Artie? #PMCredlin at work???
Sir Mad As Mel
Mad_As_Mel: #auspol Polling for #myliberal will surely collapse now!! #knightsanddames
MikeCarlton01: On the plus side, this idiotic knighthood thing should make Abbott the laughing stock he richly deserves to be. A powerful weapon, ridicule
Feeney4Batman: Now that he's PM, Abbott can concentrate on the really important issues... Like knighthoods!
Runciballs: @SirThomasWynne Needs a song...
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TerenceBright: Make your bid to become a Sir or Dame. Contact Mad_Monk on eBay to place bid.#knightsanddames
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DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne You're a bad bugger Sir Tom. You've fucked the whole show up by giving Stunt Boy Fuck Knuckles weird ideas..
DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Hope ya happy now you're making Big Tones look like the real goose he is Sir Tom? See? You've started all these knighthoods

SpudBenBean: Hope @billshortenmp asks Abbott how his party-room & cabinet voted on #knightsanddames #qt What's that? They didn't know & weren't asked!

Seedswapper: @SirThomasWynne Count Bolt? Medium of the media, and chief stand-in for the Bishopric of Runneymead and parti-coloured kids. Count Tacky!

SIR TONE LE STUPID 

la deuxieme partie
SirThomasWynne:
#sir#tone#le#stupid 
JUST A QUICK MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE SIR RUPERT OF OZ 
#worstPMever
DissolvedAus: @SirThomasWynne HaHa

randlight: @SirThomasWynne Naw not high enough for rupe a dukedom at least

Graeme_Bowman: @SirThomasWynne PISS OFF @rupertmurdoch

PixelsAndAtoms: @SirThomasWynne He’ll never be Sir Rupert: Americans don’t qualify to be bunyip knights.

SirThomasWynne: @PixelsAndAtoms you missed previous pigeon meme above

PixelsAndAtoms: @SirThomasWynne ROFL!

DrHugoZHakenbus: @SirThomasWynne Oh yes! A lovely pic of The late Sir Rupert taking a crap during court proceedings. What's that? He hasn't been shot yet?

mm_ssssshh: @SirThomasWynne serfing the wave of revolution?

DeeEmmEss: @SirThomasWynne @Tom_in_Oz_ If Rupert was an Australian yesterday, he'd be Sir Rupert today.

DianneCostin: @SirThomasWynne Abbott has left door open for Rupert, by way of honorary titles for non- Oz citizens
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COMPLETELY MURDOCH FREE NEWS

LEAD STORIES:

* SIR JOHN GENERAL NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE HEALTH OF THE NATION 


* SIR TONE LE STUPID REINSTATES KNIGHTS AND DAMES!
DocEvatt: Senator Sam Dastyari has left me in stitches and with a semi.  … #auspol

NB. The above video has some great one-liners. The one that I like best was the new policy of "STOP THE MOATS"....

krONik: The happy couple #WheresMargie? #AUSpol


forthleft: Also in The Saturday Paper This is why I keep the faith. #auspol #marchinmarch


WeTheVoters2013: On who exactly, is Sen Brandis bestowing a Knighthood? #auspol #knightsandames


brendens3: We are loving the distraction Sir Tony, oh great leader full of grace.!! . What's next? We get bored quickly here.


craigjack36: Anyone who wishes to know the Future this is Abbott's To Do ( To You ) List http://ipa.org.au/publications/2080/be-like-gough-75-radical-ideas-to-transform-australia

craigjack36: #Abbott ruled out #knightsanddames on the 22/12/2013 What changed Mr Abbott ? Johnny want a Sir? #auspol #qt http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/pm-tony-abbott-rules-out-reinstating-knights-and-dames-in-oz/story-fni0cx4q-1226788026229
ElleDeeEsse: Abbott set to sign highly secretive TPP agreement this month: hello #csg http://www.independentaustralia.net/business/business-display/abbott-set-to-sign-highly-secretive-tpp-agreement-this-month,5787 … via @IndependentAus #auspol
MelanieHruska: Only a rich heterosexual white man would say so... #auspol #BrandisTheBigot #c18
abc730: "I don't have a problem with free speech, I do have a problem with racist & hate speech," says @NovaPeris on proposed law reform. #abc730
GhostOfPJK: Though this is not his best, Douggie Cameron is the only rightful heir to Keating verbal bomb-throwers crown. #AusPol
ahhongah: #auspol Why is Abbott considered bigotry such an important issue taking parliamentary priority over deficit debt jobs & manufacturing ???
PSyvret: So when do we re-introduce the pound Sterling, imperial measures and dump the leftist metric stuff? #damesandknights
watermelon_man: Here's a new three word slogan for the Libs Tony - "Bigots 'r' Us". Catchy, eh?
shanebazzi: Knights and Dames? Seriously? Time for Australia to become a #republic
toastman51: Knights and dames reinstated in change to Australia's honours system
What a pathetic little man @TonyAbbottMP
nanoview: Sir John Howard D.A.M.E. O.B.E O.A. L.A.M.E.

MPJoeHockey: I warned Tony, Howardy would do anything to be a Knight of the Realm. And I emphasized, ANYTHING!!

ozipetezar: @TontAbbottMHR Back to upper class landowners and serfs I must practice my forelock tugging #knightsanddames.
otiose94: #Auspol #nei, #knightsanddames  #Knightsanddames
MarionGroves: Labor to move motion on Speaker independence: Pyne beginning to fret - call Dr Harry. http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/labor-to-move-motion-on-speaker-independence-20140325-35fx0.html

otiose94: #Auspol #nei, Sir Prissy #Whines-a-lot  #Knightsanddames

MarionGroves: Tony Abbott’s knights take us back to the dark ages http://gu.com/p/3nzch/tw by Lenore Taylor
otiose94: #Auspol #nei, Royal Galahs - A Cockatwo?  #Knightsanddames


AlboMP: The problem isn't that Tony Abbott's stuck in the past, it's that he wants the rest of Australia to go back there and keep him company

TheHoopla: What if Tony Abbott threw a class war and everyone was too busy with the ROLF and LOL to even turn up? http://bit.ly/NPKxQT

BGriffenFoley: Retro cover of tomorrow's Courier-Mail

ozipetezar: If Craig Thomson can get 3 mths.Arty Sinodinos should get 10 yrs.when he's convicted.
Vermeera: Lord Downer will be giving elocution lessons in how to sound like an upper class twit without the class
johnshakespeare: CBD: Lachlan Murdoch and Gina Rinehart, Big Bother housemates http://www.smh.com.au/business/channel-ten-faces-harsh-ratings-and-revenue-realities-20140325-35geu.html … @BusinessDay 
DeborahAnnG: permit us to ban what is truly wicked while leaving us free to punish the rest says #Bolt the #bigot #racist http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/backlash-over-george-brandis-racial-discrimination-repeal-20140325-35gih.html
JjzJon: @JrehnJ @iDGiam @nuthinbutawoman We now see how this moronic,divisive idiot Abbott infuriated & united all fair-minded persons. Vote him out!
ResignInShame: PIC
jimmyraynes: Abbott has to take some responsibility for helping create the environment of disrespect & vitriol that's now being turned back on him #qanda
chef09876: @mjrowland68 @LaTrioli Virginia should join us in the laugh!
MikeCarlton01: The Oz's manic obsession with Media Watch and @TheRealPBarry from @jonaholmesAge http://www.smh.com.au/comment/media-watchdog-negotiating-the-whirlpool-20140325-35gcm.html … via @smh
L_DeWeaver: Abbott's obvious agenda revealed AND it's NOT the Australian way of Fair Go! http://www.independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/abbotts-obvious-agenda-unveiled,6301 … via @IndependentAus #auspol
farrm51: Possibly my favourite Abbott "knighthood".
HydecomLorraine: Thought I was depressed during Howard years....this is a nightmare...
calsaff: Abbott government faces backlash over race hate law changes. BUT Bolt "thought the govt had done the right thing." http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/-35gie.html
MPJoeHockey: As Treasurer, I think the budget could be stretched a little to buy all Australians a Union Jack flag to adorn their homes. I Tony has 5
mrumens: Why is #JoeHockey lying about the state of the budget. Why have #Liberals borrowed $61.15 Billion since election? #auspol
BusinessSpec: Hockey 'cooking the books': Bowen http://ift.tt/1hnOcgC #ausbiz
linessue: Labor voted to save the benefits of veterans' children that @TonyAbbottMHR so callously tried to take away #auspol @AustralianLabor
davidbewart: Abbott mocked for bringing back knights, dames http://zite.to/QcYuKF 
SenatorWong: The Abbott govt's trusted advisers - IPA on race hate laws and David Flint on knighthoods etc http://www.smh.com.au/national/monarchists-want-queen-to-choose-governorgeneral-20131207-2yy5z.html#ixzz2wwtC9xiX
Povah_F: @mrsrockoyster Like Dame Bronwyn Bishop for her support of her local hair salon? Sir George Pell for his protection of child abusers?
benpobjie: The federal government: “same sex marriage isn’t a priority for ordinary Australians. Now, let’s discuss knighthoods”
SwannyQLD: More nonsense from Hockey - IMF actually found that Aus had some of lowest net debt in developed world #qt
Bowenchris: The PM's own words show that @joehockey has been inflating budget projections to blow the deficit. http://www.chrisbowen.net/media-centre/allNews.do?newsId=6788#.UzH218wQ9hA.twitter
TimWattsMP: Tony Abbott getting pasted for #knightsanddames on 3AW talkback. The knowing cynics who said this wouldn't register might want to tune in...
TimWattsMP: Tony Abbott invites voters to watch Parliament & form their own view about the reasonableness what is going on - I couldn't agree more! #qt
bettsie2u: Why in this day & age are we defending the rights of racists & bigots..how low can we go #OneTermTony
MelbSMC: Good luck to #tunnelpicket today. The Street Medics are with you in spirit for your court appearances.
SwannyQLD: Welcome to the dark ages, where AAA credit ratings mean nothing, serfs do as they’re told, and kings/queens do & say as they like

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